HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE WHOLE LEMON STEALING WHORE VIDEO BECAUSE ITS THE FUNNIEST PORN IVE EVER SEEN
EVERYONES BEEN ASKING ME FOR THE LINK SO HERE IT IS BUT LIKE GUYS ITS A REALLY BAD PORN
if you dont wanna watch it here are my favorite parts:
- the fact that you can hear the actors and camera man snickering whenever they say something funny about lemons
- the two girls both arguing and yelling about who was a lemon whore - “im a lemon whore!!” “no IM a lemon whore!!”
- the girlfriend in the background encouraging the sex and masturbating WITH LEMONS
- “if youre a good whore you can have one lemon”
- “what would you do for TWO LEMONS”
- “hey dean i think shes a good little whore what do you think she would do for a whole bushel of lemons”
- “FUCK THE LEMON JUICE OUT OF HER”
- “yeah make her cum on a LEMON!!!!”
- “save the lemon she doesnt deserve it”
- “you get NO lemons!!!”
- SCREAMING “GIVE ME THE LEMON” WHILE THE LEMON STEALING WHORE SCREAMS NO, PRYING IT OUT OF HER HAND, YELLING “SHE DOESNT DESERVE IT” AND THROWING THE FUCKING LEMON AT A WALL
- the boyfriend
- “do you want a lemon??” “yes yes yes please~” “suck my cock for it.”
- “you like this cock” “yes” “why” “cuz im a whore” “a fuckin lemon stealing whore.”
- has his girlfriend hand him a lemon while hes fucking the lemon stealing whore in the ass so he can shove the lemon in her mouth
- “cum on the fucking lemon”
- tries to fit an entire lemon into her vag and obviously it doesnt fit but why is he trying anyways??
- shoves a lemon into her mouth when theyre done and says “dont EVER steal our lemons again!! okay? never steal our lemons!!!”
- the lemon stealing whore constantly excited about lemons
- “no these are mine. these are my lemons.” “no theyre not youre stealing them” “theyre mine”
- “tell me what you want” “i want your lemons”
- “OOOHH IM GONNA CUM ON THE LEMON” *cums on a lemon*
- after the boyfriend shoves his fingers in her asshole he puts them in her mouth and asks her what they taste like and she moans, “like lemons. everything tastes like lemons.”
- “im gonna steal lemons EVERY day. muahahahahaha!!”



